Becca: Awe, babe, that was beautiful. I typically get “YOU CRUSHED THAT SESSION, LIKE LOOK AT YOU!! MY LITTLE PROFESSIONAL!!!” That was sheer poetry. Goodness, well I am going to sound insane instead of romantic, apologies.
“You can take a few”, LIKE I HAVEN’T BEEN METERING THE ROOM ALL DAY WHILE MODELING, LITERALLY EVERYONE BARE WITH ME. Ekk, don’t ruin the dress, squat, don’t slide. 15 minutes. Go. “Hey look at me, sparkly dress okay, eyes on me, this is about to end.” Don’t block shots from other photographers, yes they had all day to get photos, but still be kind. Shrink– light coming higher, back of couch, full shot, you can crop later. Ballllaaaannceeeee. Balllaaaanceee, SCREW THIS COUCH CUSHION, WHY CAN’T IT BE CEMENT. Screw it, butt throw off point of balance, perch on wall. “Kids hey hey hey, sparkly dress lady here yasss look at youuuuuuuuuu”, “hey couple kiss like you mean it, party cheer like it is the last photo of day”, Hope these are not blurry, come on, why did I not wear shorts on under dress, ugh, RIP to the shots I am missing right now.
“Uh, girl, you slayed” (fellow photographer.)
“WE all should have been taking photos of you doing all that.”( a different fellow photographer.)
“Think I got a shot, but unsure.”
“POOH. Pooh, that was magical to watch. I have never been so proud to call you mine. You are meant to be a photographer. You got the clear and you took off.”
“Seriously, you dominated that, WHILE STILL DRESSED UP LIKE YOU OWNED THAT.” (Another photographer).
… They are not mad that a model became tog for 15 mins? I did not block shots? Oh thank Jesus… “THANKS EVERYONE, SORRY IF I GOT IN WAY OR WAS RUDE, JUST WAS ON TIMER AND WANTED THESE FOR OUR BLOG.”